death by kale

Before the wedding, I tried to occasionally eat healthy, or not eat at all, to lose weight. Unfortunately, between the stress of living away from friends and fiancé with my parents in the suburbs and commuting too far to a job I really didn’t enjoy, I maintained every extra pound I wished to shed. A couple of … More death by kale

comfort pizza

I discovered the discomfort of the suffocating contraption that is the “training bra” long before my schoolmates. One day I was a happy 5th grader dominating a game on Knockout during recess, getting .50 cent ice cream on Fridays, and volunteering to read first during Popcorn, and the next I felt like a total leper. Suddenly one day there was … More comfort pizza